Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way.

So, my dear friend Alana Lou sent this to me and instead of sending it in an email to all of you I'm posting it here and you can copy and paste it to your own if you want it. So, without further adu, here's johnny (or trevor)...
1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:00am and I'm not happy about it. If only, if only I could sleep until four in the afternoon.....

2. Pearls or diamonds? Um....hands down the PEARL, but only because no one want it. I tried so hard....I'm ashamed.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Kung Fo Panda and it was super funny. I recomend, I recomend!

4. What is your favorite TV show? I don't have cable which means I don't know what it would be, but I blame the Marg for sucking me into so many that she has purchased!

5. What do you usually have for breakfast? I usually don't wake up in time for breakfast so if I'm feeling exeptionaly famished I will eat some choco malt o meal on the way to work. It's the only kind worth eating.

6. What is your middle name? Marie-like the one that was beheaded.

7. What food do you like the least? Old people. They just don't taste good. Too tuff.

8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? I just bought a Marie Callas cd and am enjoying every min of it. Other than that you put Collective Soul in and I'm a happy woman, sugar.

9. What kind of car do you drive? Peekay, the wonder mobile!

10. Favorite Sandwich? Knuckle. Death you are my lover!

11. What characteristic do you despise? Your face! And so's your old man! JK ummm....I don't know. There are a lot that I don't appreciate, but sadly I find my self doing some of them and so cannot answer out of shame....

12. Favorite item(s) of clothing? My lack of PJ's-thanks Mom and Dad for showing me the only way to sleep!

13. If you could go anywhere in the world for vacation, where would you go? GERMANY! I am still on the hunt for a tall German fellow with nice teeth. You see him you send him my way!

14. What color is your bathroom? White, brown, sea foam green, death, german chocolate pie, and juicy fruit.

15. What is your favorite brand of clothing? Beehive clothing...

16. Where would you retire? Anywhere I didn't have to work or pay bills or move or breath really. I'm going for the Celestial Kingdom.

17. What was your most recent memorable birthday! Once my parents threw me a suprise party and I knew they loved me. Also Alan made me a card that year I still think I have it somewhere.

18. Favorite sport to watch? So, all ya'll know I don't really care about sports, but I can get so angry over Tennis! And Hockey....

19. Furthest place you are sending this? To infinity and beyond.

20. Who do you least expect to send this forward? Satan

21. Who do you expect to send it back first? Sparticus

22. Favorite saying? As of late thoughts of my grandma who just passed away have been lingering with me and so I keep wanting to us the term "Hell's bell's!" I don't really know why.

23. When is your birthday? Goldenspike-great event.

24. Are you a morning person or night person? Niether. I would like to sleep in till four and then go back to bed and 4:35pm.

25. Are you part of the problem or the solution? Always the SOLUTION never a problem! Don't ever listen to my disgruntled minions. There just jealous.

26. Do you have any pets? Bambi lives down the hall.

27. Any new and exciting news you would like to share with us? Ummmm....I just decided to quit my job, join a cult and run around with the Hobokan Chicken.

28. What did you want to be when you were little? A dentist. What messed up kid wants to be dentist when they grow up! Actually beside that I took a placement test that said I should be a dental hygenist, a priest, or a rabi. I'm going for the last one.

29. How are you today? Large in stature.

30. What is your favorite candy? "Sugar? No thanks Turkish I'm sweet enough as it is."

31. What is your favorite flower? Any flowers someone gives me, event the dead ones, but I am more excited to see lilies.

32. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? Any day I don't have to work and I see you!

34. What are you listening to right now? My roomies just put in Hocus Pocus, but earlier I was listening to my rejection playlist.

35. Do you wish on stars? Only for your love to come my way!

37. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Death or Hell you decide.

38. How is the weather right now? It's raining me haleluja it's raining men! That was the forecast from the Weather Girls.

39.What is your favorite soft drink? I like the hard ones better, like Mango passion fruit guava nector of the gods!

40. What is your favorite restaurant? Formosa, The Blue Bird, and ANGIES! Oh foooood, thou art divine!

41. Natural hair color? Level 3 violet from color sync.

42. Siblings? Minions you ask? 3 brothers, 2 sisters, 1 mom, 1 dad, 4 nephews, and 4 nieces and one more on the way! Little Kristin JR.

43. Favorite day of the year? The day I graced you all with my life and love!

44. What was your favorite toy as a child? Randall

45. Summer or Winter? Car washes.

46. Hugs or Kisses? Let's not talk about it.

47. Coffee or tea? Cactus juice

48. Chocolate or Vanilla? Anything overloaded

49. Do you want your friends to e-mail back? I want them to buy me pretty things.

50. Last time you cried? Every day of my ADULT LIFE! And three times every Sunday.

51. What is under your bed? 5 kids, two rabbits, 4 femur bones, 16 toes, and a ball of wax.

54. What is your favorite smell? Hugo Boss-where have you gone!

55. What are you afraid of losing? My face....oh it's too late!

56. Salty or sweet? Pickles

57. How many keys are on your key ring? 2 plus the key to your heart.

58. How many years at your current job? Like none yo!

59. Favorite day of the week? Every day I see you.

60. How many friends will respond? All ya'll if you know what good for ya!